MERRY CHRISTMAS!
DEAR MOM DOGGIE PACK LEADER,
MY MAMA IS TIRED AS WE ARE SO ACTIVE NOW. SHE DOES NOT CRINKLE HER FACE BECAUSE I DO NOT HAVE THAT FUNNY GAS SMELL ANYMORE! SHE HAS BATHED ME AND MY PIT BULL SISTER - WHO IS MAKING ME CRAZY! SHE RUNS AND RUNS AND GOES ALL DAY- I DID NOT KEEP UP WITH HER AT FIRST.
BUT I DO NOW! I MAY BE 10 HUMAN YEARS OLD - BUT MY HIP IS BETTER AND I AM RUNNING LIKE A SPRITE YOUNG DOG! MY MOM IS ALMOST OUT OF OUR FOOD - AND I DO NOT THINK I WANT TO EAT XXX OR SOME BODY'S KIBBLES WITH RAT NITS IN THEM!
LUCY IS NIBBLE "ING" MY HIND QUARTER TO GO BACK OUT. LUCY EATS KUMPI AND MAKES SUCH A MESS! SHE GOBBLES AND THEN LOOKS UP AT MOM AND KUMPI THAT IS NOT INSIDE HER MOUTH - IS ALL OVER THE FLOOR - MOM JUST LAUGHS AND WALKS ON!
SINCE WE DO NOT HAVE METHANE GAS COMING OUT OF US LIKE BEFORE KUMPI- MOM LETS US IN THE FAMILY ROOM. AND GUESS WHAT? NO MORE AIR SPRAY ! I DONT LIKE THAT , IT TICKLES MY NOSE AND I USED TO SNEEZE! NOW MY BLACK HAIR IS SUPER SHINY AND DOES NOT FALLOUT SO MUCH AS BEFORE. I THOUGHT I MAY NEED ROGAINE - BUT IT WAS THAT TERRIBLE NASTY FOOD SOLD IN STORES AS SAFE - AND I KNOW IT WAS ALL BAD BAD STUFF!
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO THE QUEEN PACK LEADER!
SNOOPIE AND LUCY
